I am learning that anyone who has one of these on their flag
or ever did has the fucking genetic make up to be a champion weightlifter! Who would have thought government subsidies of athletics would be amazing for athletes all the while having a
Snatch, Heavy Single - 95, 115, 135, 145, 3 misses at 155; 135 x 1 x 5
Clean and Jerk, Heavy Single - 135, 155, 175, 185, 195; 165 x 1 x 5
Overhead Squat, Heavy Single - 115, 135, 155; 135 x 1 x 5
I'm going to bench press/pullups later today and do some light bar work before calling it a day.
I want a team. More mufuckas that are just like me. That want to do weightlifting this summer and CrossFit later. After competition this summer I promise I'll come back to CrossFit and Outlaw! For now I just want to lift heavy shit! Thats all! It's not really a big deal, is it? Why don't more people want to compete in shit? What fun is life without a throw down? Exercising is cool and healthy and I get that, but why don't people want to show their sweet skills off? Dicky A needs to compete. Big Daddy A needs to compete! If for no other reason than to focus your training on something guys! I promise we'll all have fun and enjoy camraderie and fucking
I, lodawg elizabeth Taylor numbcheeks jr. 3rd, want to compete. I want to be on your team. And I, want, to, win. I want to walk through the firey gates of he'll hand in hand and show the world we eat meat, we love America and we lift big everyday 7 days a week.
ReplyDeleteThings ot a little intense there. Let me break it down in a more mellow tone for you.
I dig your blog. I enjoy lifting with you. I think you're sexy, motivated, passionate, funny, patriotic (for the good of America, of course not for the fuckups of america {liberals & runners}) and I think you are a very genuine guy. I would be honored to be your teammate.
(I know I'm unqualified but I do mean what I said.)
Also, after all that, back off bitches! He be mine.
Love,
Lodawg
LowDawg! I love you too! Let us squat big (relative) weights together! Into HELL!!!
DeleteNah... I no need no big dick comp for shit.... When I compete it will be 2016 Olympics going for the gold and no one will have ever seen it coming cause i never competed.... Fucker Came outtta NoWhere they will say!
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